Submission Guidelines

The Daily Drunk seeks funny submissions of previously unpublished fiction, nonfiction, poetry, lists, reviews, quizzes, and comics. We accept submissions year-round and publish daily.


To submit, please send your work to thedailydrunkmag@gmail.com. A cover letter is nice but not needed. Do tell us who you are and send a short (50 words max) bio with your submission. If you have a Twitter handle, please include that as well!


We do read simultaneous submissions, but please withdraw your work immediately upon acceptance elsewhere. 


Poetry submissions should include no more than three (3) poems


Nonfiction, fiction, and lists should be no longer than 800 words. Please send only one (1) of these at a time.


We unfortunately can't pay for any work right now. Hopefully we can in the future.


All your work is your own.


Please paste all submissions into the body of the email. We will not open any attachments. 


Things we like that will increase your chances of being published:


  • Beer (obviously)
  • Pop Culture
  • Movies
  • Cats
  • Memes
  • Reviews of your favorite take-out restaurants
  • Overthrowing capitalism 


With that being said, submit away!

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